It's a new feature! HOLEY BAZOLEY! Every weekend, I'll post (and answer) a "would you rather" situation. Your job, dear reader, is to do the same. So! The inaugural would you rather weekend comes from a book I bought:
Would you rather eat a cactus or a handful of pebbles?
First, I assumed that the cactus was the same size as the handful of pebbles. Even if it was bigger, I think, I'd still go with the cactus. Because, I could chew up each of the spines on their own and so maybe it wouldn't poke me as much. Plus, cactus is an actual edible thing, whereas pebbles, unless you are a chicken, aren't. Yum cactus. So, what would you rather?